I’ve had to remove the contact form due to too many spam bots that aren’t being caught by the contact form anti-spam, plus a load of other spammers that have nothing better to do with their time than bombard busy people with ridiculous emails.

Honestly, get a life!

If you’re a real person with a genuine reason to contact me, and by that I mean you’re NOT trying to sell me anything or ask for my services for free, then you can probably work out that it’s my first name at my website address.

Apologies for any inconvenience.

Oh, all right then. Here it is…but you can’t click it.